Alexander Blechman is a writer for entertainment companies, video game studios, and ad agencies.
As a longtime Staff Writer/Editor at The Onion, I wrote Peabody and Webby award-winning stories and co-founded popular media brands like ClickHole. While there, I launched The Onion's in-house ad agency and as lead copywriter created campaigns for dozens of national and global brands.
I have worked in a wide range of formats, joining creative teams at places like Netflix, Jackbox Games, Kraft Heinz, Team Coco, and Dark Horse, to name a few. Some highlights include scripting the TIGA award-winning game Starship Troopers: Terran Command, creating YouTube's official April Fools' Day stunt, and writing Joe Biden's "autobiography."
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I’m also responsible for several enduring internet memes like the Torment Nexus, Gorpman & Bleemer, the Astronaut Creepypasta, and other things you may have seen in your social media feed.
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