Hi, I’m Alexander Blechman
I’m a writer with 15+ years of experience working for top entertainment companies, ad agencies, and video game studios.
A longtime Staff Writer/Editor at The Onion, I wrote Peabody and Webby award-winning stories and co-founded popular media brands like ClickHole. While there, I launched The Onion's in-house ad agency and as lead copywriter created campaigns for dozens of national and global brands.
Serving as a writer, copywriter, or game designer I've joined creative teams at places like Netflix, Kraft Heinz, Jackbox Games, Deep Silver Volition, Team Coco, Dark Horse Comics, Chuhai Labs, and more.
I have worked in many different formats, including:
I’m also responsible for several enduring internet memes like the Torment Nexus, Gorpman & Bleemer, the Astronaut Creepypasta, and other things you may have seen in your social media feed.
Please get in touch with business inquiries, or say hello on LinkedIn or Bluesky.
